Why have you killed me so,
Told me that I should accept you and respect you but you reject me,
Told me that i would be your everything but you left me,
Oh love, how dare you
How dare you come into my mind in the naked time of the night telling me this is everything that’ll become my light, but yet you spite me telling me that you did not invite,
Is this the way you work love?
A poem to love by Azuogu Irene Ugwube
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years.
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There’s a 9% chance that you’ll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body “falls asleep”, You can almost always “wake it up” by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing – food, attractive people and danger.
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
40 Things everyone should know in the next edition
1. Bros before Hoes
2. A Bro never sends a birthday card to another bro
3. A Bro will not sleep with another bros sister. However, a Bro is allowed to vocal her level of attractiveness.
4. A Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
5. A Bro never applies sunscreen to another bro
6. A Bro never wears pink underwear.
7. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday
8. A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman.
9. All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
10. Bros never use the term ‘swag’ to describe anything
11. Bros dont touch each others hair
12. Bros never use the term ‘YOLO’
13. A Bro never tickles another Bro.
14. Bros dont take selfies while having a dump.
15. If you catch your Bros partner cheating, you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.
16. Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said Dibs to be valid.
17. A Bro never makes eye contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
18. When a Bro leaves his seat, that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.
19. A Bro and a brother are not the same thing.
20. A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t do themselves.
21. Bros don’t breake up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.
When the idea of Gatsby came out, the concept was clear. it would be a publication that shed light on not just one aspect of the industry, but would rather feature everyone behind the scenes as well. Creatives such as models, stylist, designers, makeup artist and more would be included. It would showcase the array of people who strive for what they believe in and do what they love. It is my mission to give you a glimpse into the lives of those individuals, while also giving them a platform to showcase their work and talent. This is only the beginning, Welcome to Gatsby Magazine