BRO CODE

1. Bros before Hoes
2. A Bro never sends a birthday card to another bro
3. A Bro will not sleep with another bros sister. However, a Bro is allowed to vocal her level of attractiveness.
4. A Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
5. A Bro never applies sunscreen to another bro
6. A Bro never wears pink underwear.
7. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday
8. A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman.
9. All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
10. Bros never use the term ‘swag’ to describe anything
11. Bros dont touch each others hair
12. Bros never use the term ‘YOLO’
13. A Bro never tickles another Bro.
14. Bros dont take selfies while having a dump.
15. If you catch your Bros partner cheating, you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.
16. Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said Dibs to be valid.
17. A Bro never makes eye contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
18. When a Bro leaves his seat, that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.
19. A Bro and a brother are not the same thing.
20. A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t do themselves.
21. Bros don’t breake up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.

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